I had two new year’s resolutions in 2018; to get a vasectomy and to pass my driving test. In 2019, I also had two resolutions – to get a vasectomy and to rejoin a gym. I’m in infinitesimally better physical condition than I was a year ago, so that’s the same as getting a vasectomy. One is to take flying lessons, and the other – you guessed it – is to book an appointment for a vasectomy. And this means I’d better book some flying lessons, because I’ve gone right off the idea of getting a vasectomy.

Source: The Guardian January 05, 2020 12:00 UTC